6 Quotes & Sayings By Josh Lieb

Josh Lieb is a bestselling author, screenwriter, entrepreneur, and leading voice in the conscious community. He is the founder of The Lieber Institute for Brain Development, one of the fastest growing corporations in the world. His work has been featured in the New York Times, Wall Street Journal, Washington Post, USA Today, Huffington Post, and more.

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According to the fortune-cookie logic most people live by, the best things in life are free. That's crap. I have a gold-plated robot that scratches the exact part of my back where my hands can't reach, and it certainly wasn't free. Josh Lieb
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We can all agree that children are ugly. Josh Lieb
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First off, I call them "children", not "kids". I am a child, and I am not ashamed to be one; time will cure this unfortunate condition. "Kid" is the cutesy name adults call children, because they think "child" sounds too scientific and clinical. I refuse to call myself by their idiotic pet name. Your grandmother might call you "Snugglepants Lovebotton", but that's not how you introduce yourself to strangers. I also refuse to use terms like "teen", "tween", and etc. I find them patronizing and putrid. They are fake words, used to disguise the truth--that anyone under the age of eighteen is legally (and that's the only thing that matters) a child. Josh Lieb
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What is evil?' you ask. To which I reply, 'Who are you, Friedrich Nietzsche?' To which you respond, 'Duh, wha? Me no understand.' Then I put you back in your cage. Josh Lieb
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Boys are idiots. Girls are idiots, too, of course, but boys are a special kind of Josh Lieb